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John Alexander Gordon Bell was a Canadian banker who served from 1979 to 1992 as president of the Bank of Nova Scotia. Bell joined the bank in Toronto in 1948 and worked the next several years in junior roles. Beginning in 1955 he was appointed to a series of managerial positions in England, Canada, and Jamaica. He returned to Toronto in 1968 when he was appointed general manager of the Metropolitan Toronto branches. The following year he was assigned to the head office where he became deputy chief general manager of the bank, and in 1972 he became chief general manager and an executive vice-president. In 1979, Bell was appointed president and chief operating officer of the bank, succeeding Cedric Elmer Ritchie. Bell retired as president in 1992. He died on 10 March 1996 at age 66.
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