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{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
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Lycée International Français de Vilnius or LIFV is a French international school in Vilnius, Lithuania. It has preschool through senior high school levels. It has a preschool and grade 1 building and a building with all other grades. It is affiliated with the Agency for French Education Abroad (AEFE).
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